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About Tim

I’m Tim. I’m in my 40s, and I pay for AI girlfriend apps so you don’t waste your money.

Let me guess how you got here. You saw an ad for some AI companion app — a suspiciously beautiful girl promising to be “always there for you” — and before pulling out your credit card, you did the smart thing: you searched whether it’s actually legit. Good. That instinct is exactly why this site exists.

Here’s my story. I’m a regular guy in his 40s who has been a tech nerd since dial-up modems. When AI girlfriend apps blew up, I got curious — half as a gadget guy, half as, well, a guy. So I started paying for them. With my own money. And I noticed something: almost every “review” out there was written by someone who clearly never used the app, copying the official feature list and slapping five stars on it to earn a commission.

That annoyed me enough to start this site.

How I review apps

  • I actually pay. Every review is based on a real subscription charged to my real credit card. When I show you a billing statement, it’s mine.
  • Real screenshots only. Every screenshot is from my own account. If a feature is bad, you’ll see it being bad.
  • The unsexy stuff matters most. Who runs the company, what shows up on your credit card statement, how to cancel, what happens to your data. That’s the part nobody else covers — and the part you actually worry about.
  • I tell you who should NOT buy. Every app I review has deal-breakers for someone. Hiding them would earn me a commission and cost you money. Not doing that.

The boring-but-honest part

Some links on this site are affiliate links — if you sign up through them, I may earn a commission at no extra cost to you. That’s how the site pays for all these subscriptions. But no app maker gets to preview, edit, or veto what I write. See my full Affiliate Disclosure.

Questions? Spotted something outdated? Tell me — I actually read it.

— Tim